Dear Cabrillo College Secular Student Alliance,
Please help me staff a table at Cabrillo College's Running Start event--to register and orient incoming fall freshmen--in the quad of the Aptos campus, 9 AM (8 AM set-up) to 3 PM, on Friday, May 20. This is just one day before THE RAPTURE and JUDGMENT DAY! Let's recruit on behalf of The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. And on Judgment Day itself, if you're still here, meaning you weren't taken to heaven as part of the Rapture, then consider joining Save Our Shores to clean up Seacliff State Beach, 10 AM to noon.